Cum All Ye Faithful
(About a gay porn flick, with naked hunky models displaying their bodies, but no actual genitals on display or descriptions of man-on-man sex, just some vulgar slang and reference to ejaculation....
View ArticleFur stoles, furry boots, and f*cking like minks
(Note this posting’s title — it’s totally not for kids or the sexually modest) It’s all about fucking in fur: two scenes from the MEN.com gay porn flick Norse Fuckers in which men mate wildly and...
View ArticleSlutty T-Rex
tiger tiger for ultimate November, also St. Andrew’s Day (Scotland’s national day); meanwhile, I bring you two dinosaurs trading ideas about popularity and sluttiness A pair of Ryan North’s Dinosaur...
View ArticleNaked men in Santa caps
(Rampant nakedness, juicy description of man-on-man sex, definitely not for kids or the sexually modest) A piece of sheer raunchy frivolity. Two naked lads, a hunky bottom and a twink top, both wearing...
View ArticleKissing the proverbial you know what
From the Raw Story site, “‘The stain is on you’: Ex-RNC chair slams GOP for silence on Trump’s call for blood purity” by Matthew Chapman on 12/18/23 (in this story [GP] refers to (Helmet) Grabpussy),...
View ArticleThe power of a tiny prick
(Vast amounts of penis-talk, and frank discussion of sexual acts, so not for kids or the sexually modest.) Appearing in the last few days, a spot tv commercial for Roman — or Ro, or ro — generic ED...
View ArticleHot Days of Christmas: geese and swans
(A certain amount of penis-talk, so not to everyone’s taste.) My digital-artist friend continues their tour through the 12 days of Christmas in the carol, with the daily gifts embellished by hot hunks...
View ArticleExceptional vocabulary comprehension for her age
On the other hand, exceptional vocabulary comprehension is not yet within the grasp of her exceptional vocabulary comprehension; Ruthie, in this One Big Happy strip that came up in my comics feed...
View ArticleJKZ on a short snorter
AMaZing Mail Department, from yesterday: this object: (#1) A short snorter whose signers include John K. Zwicky (across the very right edge of George Washington’s face); JKZ, of Coalinga CA, is a...
View ArticleThe headline writer’s dream story
Yesterday’s news from East Sussex (the old original Sussex, in southern England), a Sussex News story (by Jo Wadsworth) that kicks off with this juicy summary sentence: A handyman who masturbated over...
View ArticleThe same great classic rock
for Solar Eclipse Day, Sisyphus and drive-time DJs intersect in a Venn diagram, where they generate a wonderful even-handed pun: (#1) The hinge is the ambiguous NP great classic rock; what Sisyphus...
View ArticleIn the can
Today’s Wayno / Piraro Bizarro takes us to the world of talking tennis balls, where one of them commits a bathroom pun on the noun can ‘cylindrical metal container’: (#1) Cylindrical metal containers...
View ArticleBenedico questa frociata
(Tasteless and obscene, in two languages, so not to everyone’s taste) (#1) A rainbow raised fist, representing proud defiance; image from Redbubble, by designer MAS-S (in Berlin, Germany) And now the...
View ArticleThe crunchy-granola candidate
Appearing at my door a little while back, on a hot day, an enthusiastic young woman who turned out to be soliciting support for a political candidate, the first one to declare for a seat on Palo Alto’s...
View ArticleThe coming duodecfest
Not pocalypse, but fest / A day on which I’m blest: September 6th is the coming AMZ duodecfest, the celebration of my 84th birthday, 84 being the 7th — and therefore lucky — duodecade (a duodecade is a...
View ArticleCadbury’s puds
On Facebook today, an astonished observation by Martyn Cornell: It’s early September — must be time for selling Christmas confectionery in the supermarkets of Britain … Providing us with this store...
View ArticleJCL for Hump Day
In recognition of Wednesday as Hump Day, I offer you (from today’s Pinterest mailing) a brief notice of some hump-worthy (verb hump: … 3 [with object] vulgar slang have sex with (NOAD)) young men in a...
View ArticleThis idiom has had the radish
In e-mail on 9/24 from Masayoshi Yamada, Emeritus Professor of Linguistics, Shimane University (author of, inter alia: A Dictionary of Trade Names and A Dictionary of English Taboo and Euphemism),...
View Articlefavoris
A fallout from my 10/17 posting “An underwater Psychiatrist cartoon” (“all about the noun favorite: an implicit superlative, denoting a top-ranking element in some comparison set”), this e-mail from my...
View ArticleElegantized insults
elegantized insult: a replacement for an insulting word or phrase that’s notably more elegant than the replaced item, by using material from either the specialized or technical Greco-Latin stratum of...
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