(Note this posting’s title — it’s totally not for kids or the sexually modest)
It’s all about fucking in fur: two scenes from the MEN.com gay porn flick Norse Fuckers in which men mate wildly and promiscuously, like the proverbial fur-bearing carnivores, while wearing fluffy fur stoles (which they discard as impediments when they dig into their pronging) and delightful furry boots (which stay on, even while the men, otherwise stark naked, are fucking their mates).
There will be pictures.
But first we creep up on the animals in heat / rut.
The mink. From NOAD (edited and rearranged):
noun mink: [a] a small semiaquatic carnivore resembling the stoat, native to North America and Eurasia: the American mink and the smaller European mink (the American mink is widely farmed for its fur). [b] the thick brown fur of the mink. [c] a coat made of mink.
And from the Animalia website:
American minks are polygynandrous (promiscuous), with both males and females mating with multiple partners.
Their promiscuity has made them proverbial fuckers; distilled from various on-line dictionaries:
idiom fuck like a mink / minks: vulgar slang have sex passionately or enthusiastically.
(Compare this to the idiom fuck like bunnies.) The idiom can be applied to both the insertive and the receptive partners.
And now into the porn flick …
Scene 3 of Norse Fuckers. From my 5/29/23 posting “Hordes of Norsemen insert themselves into a national holiday”, about scene 3 of Norse Fuckers, with
a servant boy, the aggressively receptive (blonder, younger) Dean Young, taking it up the ass from the King of the Norsemen, the aggressively insertive (dark-haired, older) Papi Kocic, in (at least) six positions in their encounter, which I described as “both thoroughly ridiculous and urgently hot”
More on this scene in my 6/13/23 posting “Hot Dad 4 U”, about an ad showing Kocic showing off, among other things, his fur stole, which I celebrated in a free-verse tribute:
(#1)
To which I added the comment “Who could resist that pelt? You must submit and offer yourself”.
Scene 1 of Norse Fuckers. From scene 1:
(#2) Top Tyler Berg (shorter hair, heavily inked left arm), bottom Craig Marks (longer hair, inkfree) — sharing horns of drink, before their fur stoles are disarded and Berg prongs Marks, in a variety of positions
Their wonderful furry boots remain through all of this — playing the role of workboots in rougher porn, socks in sweeter porn (the dicks have been fuzzed out, for WordPress modesty):
(#3) MinkBoy Marks, his furry boots up in the air, takes Berg’s dick
Now with both sets of boots in the pictures, as Marks rides Berg’s dick in two different ways:
(#4) Mink Cowboy facing out
(#5) Mink Cowboy facing in, with a kiss
A note on the actors’ English accents. The two scenes provide us with English accents from all over the place: Dean Young is Irish, Papi Kocic Australian (of Eastern European descent), Craig Marks is from Liverpool, Tyler Berg from Norway. And they all get dialogue, to advance a convoluted plot involving both Norse warriors and Norse gods.