The same great classic rock
for Solar Eclipse Day, Sisyphus and drive-time DJs intersect in a Venn diagram, where they generate a wonderful even-handed pun: (#1) The hinge is the ambiguous NP great classic rock; what Sisyphus...
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Today’s Wayno / Piraro Bizarro takes us to the world of talking tennis balls, where one of them commits a bathroom pun on the noun can ‘cylindrical metal container’: (#1) Cylindrical metal containers...
View ArticleBenedico questa frociata
(Tasteless and obscene, in two languages, so not to everyone’s taste) (#1) A rainbow raised fist, representing proud defiance; image from Redbubble, by designer MAS-S (in Berlin, Germany) And now the...
View ArticleThe crunchy-granola candidate
Appearing at my door a little while back, on a hot day, an enthusiastic young woman who turned out to be soliciting support for a political candidate, the first one to declare for a seat on Palo Alto’s...
View ArticleThe coming duodecfest
Not pocalypse, but fest / A day on which I’m blest: September 6th is the coming AMZ duodecfest, the celebration of my 84th birthday, 84 being the 7th — and therefore lucky — duodecade (a duodecade is a...
View ArticleCadbury’s puds
On Facebook today, an astonished observation by Martyn Cornell: It’s early September — must be time for selling Christmas confectionery in the supermarkets of Britain … Providing us with this store...
View ArticleJCL for Hump Day
In recognition of Wednesday as Hump Day, I offer you (from today’s Pinterest mailing) a brief notice of some hump-worthy (verb hump: … 3 [with object] vulgar slang have sex with (NOAD)) young men in a...
View ArticleThis idiom has had the radish
In e-mail on 9/24 from Masayoshi Yamada, Emeritus Professor of Linguistics, Shimane University (author of, inter alia: A Dictionary of Trade Names and A Dictionary of English Taboo and Euphemism),...
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A fallout from my 10/17 posting “An underwater Psychiatrist cartoon” (“all about the noun favorite: an implicit superlative, denoting a top-ranking element in some comparison set”), this e-mail from my...
View ArticleElegantized insults
elegantized insult: a replacement for an insulting word or phrase that’s notably more elegant than the replaced item, by using material from either the specialized or technical Greco-Latin stratum of...
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